just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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