Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
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And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
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So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
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