We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
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