i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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