You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
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I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
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Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
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