I feel like abortions should bother me more
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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