it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
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