Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
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The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
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He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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