talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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