school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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