I forgot how hot balto sounded
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
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She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
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It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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