Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
i think i have herpe
just one?
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Randomize
