I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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