I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
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