my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
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How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
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I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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