Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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