I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
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rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
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I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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