Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
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we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
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Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
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