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We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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