People in love make me want to vomit
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
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