You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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