I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
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on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
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No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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