That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
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