Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
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He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
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So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.