what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
27 Signs That Someone Will Probably Be Bad At Sex
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
23 Proposal Horror Stories You Won’t Believe
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese