Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
lol hangovers are for mortals.
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