All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
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Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
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I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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