omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
Randomize
