I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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