You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
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It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
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That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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