Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
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I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
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Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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