i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
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