Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
