the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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