i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
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Oh Jesus.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
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