would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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