the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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