To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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