your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
So much rum. So many feels.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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