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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Drunk is not a location!
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
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