why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
they're like a gay fantastic four
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
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