She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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