They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize
