windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
third nipple confirmed
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