we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
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swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
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I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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