i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
home. puking in laundry basket.
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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