Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
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She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
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New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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