I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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