i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
?
he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
Randomize
