U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
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Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
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It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
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