oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Randomize
