If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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