Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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